I can't take any credit for the following SPAM Calzone. And I'm not even gonna try. I have a feeling someone would call me on it and be like, "that's not even your style!" - (like I've been doing this long enough that you all recognize the way I my mark leavened bread).
Anyway, Ashley made the calzone... the truth is out.
Which I found suspicious. Vegetarian wife who is sick of husband eating SPAM offers to cook it for him? I had to do the trick where I pretend to take a bite and watch her reaction when I "swallow" to find out if she had poisoned me.
Which- looking back- was probably wrong... but only because I didn't collapse while eating.
Anyway, the SPAM Calzone was delicious. And I think it's safe to say that this:
Turned out much better than whatever I would've made.