I'm calling this SPAM in a Blanket despite the fact that I don't agree with the name. Personally, when I'm in a blanket, I don't like to be swaddled like a baby. I don't think I should have to worry about waking up as a moth... that's just how I feel.
SPAM in a Cocoon... SPAM in a Body Cast... these are names I could get behind. But SPAM in a Blanket - I'm not buying it.
I will only call it that for the sake of the readers - who may be extremely confused by a title like SPAM in Dough Spandex.
The point is that I made 6 of these:
By entombing SPAM spears inside some easy-bake croissants.
And all naming issues aside, they were quite tasty.