It's been a whirlwind of a weekend, but I'll try to bring you up to speed. Let me start with the wedding.
First, you should know that I was serious about this:
That's a baggie of SPAM hidden in my sock. And I'm relieved to tell you the situation never called for that.
Between the buffet-style dinner and our quiet table off to the side, I was able to utilize the SPAM located in my pocket instead.
With the stealth of a mongoose, I slipped a couple slices out from under the table and added them to my dinner plate. No one noticed a thing until I started taking pictures, but I dismantled that bomb by arguing that it's something I do at every wedding and that I have an entire album of wedding dinners at home... then I was back in the clear.
I ate three kinds of meat while all the commoners ate two, but I think I earned it. And Operation Precious Cargo was a huge success:
In addition to the trifecta meal from the wedding, I also recreated an old home favorite - the BLT - in SPAM form:
My mom was eager to take credit for this one because we used her tomatoes (which she's practically sowing in the backyard).
Really, my parents were both unexpectedly excited about the whole SPAM thing. I think they even ran distraction during the wedding dinner op.
And then this morning they whipped up an amazing SPAM Potato Casserole:
How about that.
Now I've got a Grilled SPAM & Cheese on the horizon and I'm heading to bed. And looking forward to not carrying lunch around in my pants tomorrow.