I don't know what you all eat for lunch while you're working, but I eat Beanie SPAMsies:
And I eat it with fury:
That's truly the only way to handle that much protein. You have to be aggressive. If I was having something like a SPAM caesar salad, things would be completely different. I'd put on a tie, comb my hair... try to be a little more appropriate.
But with Beanie SPAMsies, all formalities are out the window. Toward the end I wasn't evening using that spoon... I was just shoveling it into my mouth by hand.
Things got a little messy, but it was worth it.