And I thought I'd really spice it up by going out for mexican food.
What I didn't think about, however, was my inability to negotiate- in spanish- the restaurant specially preparing my burrito with SPAM.
Instead, I was forced to unroll the burrito in secrecy, quickly add in my SPAM pieces and then play it real cool every time the waiter came around.
When I realized that I wasn't going to be able to roll the burrito back up, I buckled and mashed the burrito, SPAM, rice and beans all together into one pile. Like that was less obvious:

In the end, our waiter was no longer calling me "amigo," but the meal itself was just fine.
Freaking spicy:

But just fine.
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